Who thought that a bag of oranges could cause such drama. I guess it really was not drama, but seeing that my hormones are on a rampage it was to me and I was really upset. Allow me to retell the story for you!

Yesterday I went to the walmart (note that I hate that place but it is on the way home from work) to purchase some oranges, trash bags - you know the necessities in life. Now the bag of oranges was rather large and on sale so I purchased them to partake in as snacks! So picture this, HUGE bag of oranges in one hand and the other shopping bags in the other huffing my, way 8 months prego, to the car in 100 degree heat. It seemed like someone was nice and stopped so that I could cross the street - as I passed the car the Hispanic man hollered out - "lots of oranges, eh?" I just smiled and gave a little "yeah." Well I finish loading the items into the trunk and make my way into the car (which is an adventure in itself) when this man pulls up beside me and asks me to roll down the window. Being stupid, I did thinking "did I drop something?" He gives a nasty dirty slimy "your cute..." and I respond quickly with an "I'm Married" thinking that will make him leave. But no, I then get a "are you sure?" in which I say "YES!" That should be it right! RIGHT! Now this is the part that really makes me mad; he then says "you want to fool around anyways?" SERIOUSLY! Are you kidding me! Who says things like this - who tries to destroy marriages in the walmart parking lot! And to further the point who in their right mind would go - you know screw the marriage and the baby in my tummy - lets fool around! I raced away fuming mad and called Chris. He told met to turn around and tell the guy I would meet him up at a rendezvous point then Chris would show and give him a total beat down. I was tempted, but talking to this human piece of apathy again was not on my top list to do!

Needless to say - the bag of oranges are tainted with the thought of slime and i will try to steer clear of the cesspool of walmart at all costs!